New Education Initiative Replaces K-12 Curriculum With
Single Standardized Test
WASHINGTON—Citing the need to measure student achievement as its top
priority, the U.S. Department of Education launched a new initiative Thursday
to replace the nation’s entire K-12 curriculum with a single standardized test.
According to government officials, the four-hour-long Universal Education
Assessment will be used in every public school across the country, will contain
identical questions for every student based on material appropriate for
kindergarten through 12th grade, and will permanently take the place of more
traditional methods such as classroom instruction and homework assignments.
“By administering one uniform test to our nation’s 50 million students, we
can ensure that every child is evaluated by the exact same standard, regardless
of background, age, or grade level,” said Education Secretary Arne Duncan,
explaining that students will be able to take the test at any time between age
5 and 18. “It’s absolutely crucial for us to know where our kids stand, and
eliminating the teaching model will provide us with the most affordable and
efficient means of measuring student proficiency.”
“There is no better way to ensure consistency in America’s schools,” Duncan
added.
The new test will reportedly cover all topics formerly taught in K-12
classrooms, including algebra, World War I, cursive penmanship, pre-algebra,
state capitals, biology, letters of the alphabet, environmental science,
civics, French, Newtonian mechanics, parts of speech, and the Cold War. Sources
said students will also be expected to demonstrate their knowledge of
19th-century American pioneer life, photosynthesis, and telling time.
“By doing away with the overly complex program of full-length school days
and lessons stretched out over 13 academic years, we can concentrate on
increasing the reliability of our data and determine just how each student
stacks up,” said Patrick Herlihy, an education researcher who helped design the
test. “This is the best, most comprehensive way yet of holding our schools
accountable.”
“This initiative also has the potential to help level the playing field,”
Herlihy continued. “Kids in Mississippi, for example, will have literally the
exact same educational opportunities as kids in Massachusetts.”
Officials confirmed the test will consist mostly of multiple-choice questions,
though it will also include an essay section in which students will be able to
choose from one of several prompts, ranging from “Describe the American system
of federalism,” to “If I could be any animal in the world, I would be a…,” to
“Write a book report on Lois Lowry’s
The Giver.”
Jeff Escudero, a 10-year-old from Winamac, IN who plans to take the test and
hopefully complete his primary and secondary education next month, admitted to
reporters that the new standardized exam was a source of stress for him.
“There’s a lot riding on this,” Escudero said. “Still, I think I’m pretty
set. I just have to learn the periodic table, be able to explain what
triangular trade is, and remember that it goes egg, larva, pupa, butterfly.
It’ll be hard answering all those questions about
Richard III and the
New Deal, but at least I’ve already got the numbers up to 20 totally memorized.
And once I’m done with the test, I won’t have to go to school anymore.”
Officials said the initiative would also focus on improving teacher
performance by tying teachers’ salaries to the test scores of the students they
hand the assessment to.